Party Foul

You know that I can't do a single thing when I am drunk

Except stare and smile at the stupid thing I thought

I'm sitting on a couch that feels just like the boat in Jaws

I'm rocking back and forth between her and all of ya'll

My head gets heavy and I try to keep myself awake

You know never to fall asleep in a foreign place

We forget about our troubles and the pouring rain

We drink away all the pain and leave a bunch of stains

When I wake up...

My shirt's a different color

I have 20 new numbers

The lights were never turned on

The same can't be said... for most of us!

The party says it starts at the house with booze at 9

We all know it won't get going until late at night

But when it does you have to look forward and not turn back

Regrets don't exist if you don't remember that

The games start and all the cards are passed out to the crowd

But it's too loud and we all yell to actually play the round

We abandon and set up the table and the cups

We get ping pong balls and win the game with some luck

When I wake up...

I'm sleeping on the couch

There's girls all about

But I'm sleeping with my clothes on

Did I do right or wrong?

And my head aches with the fun of all last night

Remembering the guys that drink with me all the time

So many people and numbers who do you call?

They're all so pretty but do they remember you at all?

Conversations and insights into things of haze

A fog clouds everything in a buzzing way

But you remember the face of the one you know

And you like her more after seeing her let go...

When I wake up...

I don't think that I threw up

There's 50 empty red cups

Nothing too bad went down

So please come back around